Father's day makes me think of one of my father's best stories. When bar tending in the 70's, Jack said that
he was arrested for not having any finger prints. He said that the charges were dropped after he convinced
the fuzz that 50 hours a week of washing beer and cocktail glasses caused his finger prints to disappear.
Was this story true? Was my dad making this up? I don't know?
Well, If you know any one who is trying to change their identity or in trouble with the law then go to:
http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/
Cool... fake ssi numbers, fake visa numbers, fake addresses.
As a law abiding family guy I really don't need this site. But hey, Dr. Richard Kimble was a
good guy that needed a fake identity... so you never know.
Let's test it out and see what it generates:
John F. Zahn2284 Harrison StreetSan Geronimo, CA 9496
Phone: 415-488-5477
Mother's maiden name: Ruff
Birthday: January 20, 1971
Visa: 4532 5438 3771 7923
Expires: 10/2011
SSN: 613-34-8500
UPS Tracking Number: 1Z 823 951 08 8001 860 3
Sweet!!! I've always wanted to live in California.
Well... happy father's day dad!!!! I'll reminisce about
the "finger print" story as I do some online shopping
today.
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