Your Mom

A lot of changes have been going down with my mom being sick lately and Amy's mom having a pseudo boyfriend. I have been bugging Amy with with many "your mom" jokes but they just haven't been cutting it.
Luckily there is always the Internet and the reliable "Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia":

Here's some helpful information that I found on the Wikipedia page entitled "Your Mom"

"Your mother" is also sometimes used as a sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek or a double entendre retort to either a mild criticism or even an innocuous statement. This often results in a sexual innuendo, as in the following examples:
Speaker 1: I want to give you something.
Speaker 2: That's what your mom said to me last night.
Speaker 1: What's your dad doing?
Speaker 2: Your mom!
Speaker 1: What do you wanna do next?
Speaker 2: Your mom!

Well .... those are a little harsh. Speaker 2 sounds like an @sshole.
In the spirit of NewDadDotCom, I'll stick with my G rated your mama jokes:

Speaker John: Amy, you look bored. Why don't you call your mom.
Speaker Amy: Why don't you call your mom.

Speaker John: Let's prank call your mom.
Speaker Amy: No! Go do the dishes.



Well.. I hope that helps any new dads who are trying to
have fun with some G rated "Your Mom" jokes.

Later,

John

Going on the Lamb Soon?

Father's day makes me think of one of my father's best stories. When bar tending in the 70's, Jack said that
he was arrested for not having any finger prints. He said that the charges were dropped after he convinced
the fuzz that 50 hours a week of washing beer and cocktail glasses caused his finger prints to disappear.

Was this story true? Was my dad making this up? I don't know?

Well, If you know any one who is trying to change their identity or in trouble with the law then go to:


http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

Cool... fake ssi numbers, fake visa numbers, fake addresses.

As a law abiding family guy I really don't need this site. But hey, Dr. Richard Kimble was a
good guy that needed a fake identity... so you never know.



Let's test it out and see what it generates:

John F. Zahn2284 Harrison StreetSan Geronimo, CA 9496
Phone: 415-488-5477
Mother's maiden name: Ruff
Birthday: January 20, 1971
Visa: 4532 5438 3771 7923
Expires: 10/2011
SSN: 613-34-8500
UPS Tracking Number: 1Z 823 951 08 8001 860 3

Sweet!!! I've always wanted to live in California.

Well... happy father's day dad!!!! I'll reminisce about
the "finger print" story as I do some online shopping
today.

Fun Random Picture

It is Saturday morning.... who wants to read? Not me? Let's look at our zen picture of the day.

1) Carrot Top playing hoops. Need I say more? His coach in the backround looks concerned while his teamate appears to think

Carrot is funny.